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shehashadit:

Kiesha guuurrrlll, I’m having a sensible Sunday night in at home watching Miss America, checking my Grindr ,thinking about the goodness of The Lordt, and googling to see if my boost Mobile chip will work in an IPhone 6 plus!!! UGH,But guurrll, Im feeling real down in my spirit, because there’s no such thing as a top on Grindr, and the iPhone 6 plus is not in my shondalaunemployment check & Obamabudget! : ( But GLORY TO GOD, If this skinny white girl can survive an African cheetah attack, and still look literally snatched in a David’s Bridal prom dress while pecking out “Mary had a little gay lamb…for dinner in D minor,” then Hallelujah Halle Berry, I know I can find me a top tonight, AND Lordt willing I’ll bottom so good he’ll Yoncé upgrade me, and get me a plan on a klassy network like T-Mobile!!! #doitjesus #faithsandbudgets #thanksmissamerica #imsoencouraged #iphone6plus #imasizekween #shhh #talentcompetition #funfacts #imdying #theywontairemine #doublejointed #nogagreflex #doublepentratedonceincollege #looksforwardtotryingagain #nofriends #nosafeword #attackedoncebyadaddyinsanfran #lovedit #immissshitonyaface #andiwanttobeyourmissamerica #soicanstealyoman #glorytogod #gonyc (at She Has Had It)

shehashadit:

Kiesha guuurrrlll, I’m having a sensible Sunday night in at home watching Miss America, checking my Grindr ,thinking about the goodness of The Lordt, and googling to see if my boost Mobile chip will work in an IPhone 6 plus!!! UGH,But guurrll, Im feeling real down in my spirit, because there’s no such thing as a top on Grindr, and the iPhone 6 plus is not in my shondalaunemployment check & Obamabudget! : ( But GLORY TO GOD, If this skinny white girl can survive an African cheetah attack, and still look literally snatched in a David’s Bridal prom dress while pecking out “Mary had a little gay lamb…for dinner in D minor,” then Hallelujah Halle Berry, I know I can find me a top tonight, AND Lordt willing I’ll bottom so good he’ll Yoncé upgrade me, and get me a plan on a klassy network like T-Mobile!!! #doitjesus #faithsandbudgets #thanksmissamerica #imsoencouraged #iphone6plus #imasizekween #shhh #talentcompetition #funfacts #imdying #theywontairemine #doublejointed #nogagreflex #doublepentratedonceincollege #looksforwardtotryingagain #nofriends #nosafeword #attackedoncebyadaddyinsanfran #lovedit #immissshitonyaface #andiwanttobeyourmissamerica #soicanstealyoman #glorytogod #gonyc (at She Has Had It)